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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path. How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam." What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese. What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell
out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table. What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than a "A" bra. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck. Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him. Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
They have big fingers.
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